
I'm Valentin Boulaire, 42. By day I run social media; by night (and most lunch breaks) I'm knee-deep in crypto and AI, watching the two worlds collide in real time.
I got my first coins back in the faucet era: the wallets that paid out satoshis just for clicking a captcha. That timestamp matters. I've seen the cycles, the rugs, the rebuilds, and I've kept enough scar tissue to stay skeptical without being cynical.
On this blog I cover the intersections: how AI agents move on-chain, how OpenAI or Anthropic releases ripple into crypto and gaming, and what the next wave of AI x crypto tooling actually changes for users. Less hopium, more receipts.
7 articles by Valentin Boulaire
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AI's $67B Grid Bet: What Crypto Miners Already Knew
25 mai 2026 · NextEra's $67B Dominion buy on May 18 unlocked utility power for AI. Bitcoin miners pivoted to AI hosting in 2025. The grid math finally caught up to them.
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x402 + ERC-8004: The AI Agent Payment Stack in 2026
24 mai 2026 · x402 lets AI agents pay with stablecoins. ERC-8004 gives them on-chain identity. Two quiet 2025 specs are becoming the AI agent payment stack for 2026.
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Humanoids Got Cheap, Got Wallets: The 2026 Robot Economy
23 mai 2026 · Unitree shipped 5,500+ humanoids in 2025. OpenMind raised $20M to teach a robot to pay its USDC electric bill on-chain. The 2026 robot economy, decoded.
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Open-Source LLMs vs AI Agent Tokens: A 2026 Reckoning
22 mai 2026 · Open-source LLMs from Mistral and Meta now rival frontier APIs at a fraction of the cost. The thesis behind every AI agent token quietly broke. Here is why.
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Roblox's AI Engine Hits 132M DAU: The 2026 Engine War
21 mai 2026 · Roblox hit 132M DAU in Q1 2026 and shipped agentic AI tools that auto-generate playable games. Unity is suddenly defensive. The AI demo isn't the real story.
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Why DePIN GPU Networks Survive the 2026 AI Squeeze
20 mai 2026 · Render, Akash and io.net promised to crack open AI compute. In 2026 the demand is real, the slice they get is smaller than the pitch said, and yet they survive.
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Q-Day Got Closer in 2026: The 500K-Qubit Bitcoin Math
19 mai 2026 · Google's March 2026 paper cut the Bitcoin quantum crack threshold to under 500,000 qubits. A 20x improvement. The Strawmap clock just started ticking.